View Full Version : The VWGolf.net.au Confessions Thread
Justin Fox
15-03-2010, 03:56 PM
Oh my. Things you've done and now regret (or not!), past events in your lives, and simply things that need to be said in the open! Who dares?! :lol:
I once sneaked a smoke behind the woodshed.....
nath_mk6
15-03-2010, 04:18 PM
Lol Justin if you're going to start a thread like this you need to contribute first
Frenchie
15-03-2010, 04:19 PM
Not falling for this thread Justin !! haha you first !
Tensixty6
15-03-2010, 04:29 PM
I had a secret crush on my Social Studies teacher. She was hot. And to think, now she'd be in her sixties.
VR53KS
15-03-2010, 04:44 PM
Got into an argument with a friend over the phone today, quite heated up and everything.. Thought to myself, if I don't hit something that doesn't move or live, I'm about to hit something that will..
So I punched the carpet-covered steps in the library.
Hard.
And now I've got a busted knuckle which I must attend to.
Yeah, I regret that :lol:
Pharkus
15-03-2010, 05:12 PM
This one time at band camp....
elisiX
15-03-2010, 05:26 PM
Tore shreds off this girl who works for me last Friday - absolute fu*king donkey.
Ended up copping a verbal bashing from my boss as a result this morning which I wasn't expecting.
No skin off my back. However in hindsight I'd have been better off writing the girl a sincere email.
:)
Tensixty6
15-03-2010, 05:54 PM
Is there a clinical psychologist in da house? :rolleyes:
I had a crush on a girl in year 7 and also my PE teacher :P
Pharkus
15-03-2010, 06:21 PM
I had a crush on a girl in year 7 and also my PE teacher :P
Pics or this did not happen!!!
Justin Fox
15-03-2010, 06:39 PM
I confess that I'd confess a hell of a lot more if my fiancée wasn't a Super Moderator of this forum! :lol:
Justin Fox
15-03-2010, 06:40 PM
I had a crush on a girl in year 7 and also my PE teacher :P
WTF I've not heard this!!!!!!!!! :eek: :lol:
Pharkus
15-03-2010, 07:45 PM
WTF I've not heard this!!!!!!!!! :eek: :lol:
As I said, pics or it didn't happen :eek:
I confess I had way too much chilli in my lunch today. Gonna hurt later.
I had a crush on a girl in year 7 and also my PE teacher :P
Hmm - I was frequently crushed between two sisters from MLC, while travelling home on the school bus. Damn, if only I'd been a little more worldly at the time, I'd have been able to appreciate it more :)
My excuse is they were 17 and 16, and I was a mere 15 :lol:
Tensixty6
15-03-2010, 08:08 PM
Hmm - I was frequently crushed between two sisters from MLC, while travelling home on the school bus. Damn, if only I'd been a little more worldly at the time, I'd have been able to appreciate it more :)
My excuse is they were 17 and 16, and I was a mere 15 :lol:
Did they have school buses back then?
Frenchie
15-03-2010, 08:15 PM
lol!! Dangerous thread !!
Ok I'll play - I remember when I was 7yrs old ish.
My mama, her husband and I stayed in a little French village for the weekend and I remember there were other people staying on this farm, there was a lake and a Fair that was on that weekend but what marked my memory the most was this -
One girl in particular, a few yrs older than me ( I believe this is where I deleveloped my appetite for older women lol ) sharing a bedroom - why I don't know ! but what I do know is I was on top dry humping this girl on the bed - fully clothed, fast paced like a French rabbit being hunted !! did I know what I was doing hell no ! I call it animal instinct.
Must of been a few minutes before I heard noises - quickly rolled over back on my bed trying to look asleep but somehow my mama saw me ( being awake ) and aked me what was I doing - damn I wish I was more stealthy !
And oh by the way I had to go to their bedroom that night and sleep there !! why !? I must ask her one of these days :)
Did they have school buses back then?
The worst days were Wednesdays, because that was Cadets day.
And at my school the Cadet uniform included a (insert Drumroll smilie) Kilt........
Justin Fox
16-03-2010, 11:44 AM
I was on top dry humping this girl on the bed - fully clothed, fast paced like a French rabbit being hunted !! did I know what I was doing hell no ! I call it animal instinct.
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Farking GOLD Frenchie LOL! >D
Frenchie
16-03-2010, 11:55 AM
haha... some funny things we do in this world !! I wish I could at least remember her name !
I have never had a chance to tell anyone about this event ! but looks like I will be telling my wife before word gets out !! :)
o..m...gggggg...........lol
M4RK0
16-03-2010, 12:20 PM
Lol Justin if you're going to start a thread like this you need to contribute first
Yeah man, come on, you want us to burn alone????
Cheers!
M4RK0
16-03-2010, 12:31 PM
Ohh god!, here we go,
I confess, on my secondary school had a hot afternoon (1st and 2nd base tho) with my best friend crush girl, :(
I felt so bad that I told to my dad and he lectured me about the trust and loyalty to a friend and family
Cheers!
kaoticice
16-03-2010, 12:32 PM
holy crap frenchie... You are one hell of an honest beast xD
this is a gold sentence
" - why I don't know ! but what I do know is I was on top dry humping this girl on the bed - fully clothed, fast paced like a French rabbit being hunted !! did I know what I was doing hell no ! I call it animal instinct."
should be put into someone's sig hahahahah
G.:Rowler
16-03-2010, 12:38 PM
So, I'm a ginger, and my first time playing Doctors and Nurses (you know what I mean), I was 14 yo, and this girl shrieks "OMG....the curtains match the carpet"!!!!
Now we all know what colour your carpet is! :lol:
G.:Rowler
16-03-2010, 04:04 PM
Thankfully, unlike the curtains, the carpet hasn't started falling out and going grey :eek:
I'm trying to think of something to confess too but I haven't got anything exciting lol unlike Frenchie
:P
Frenchie
16-03-2010, 06:18 PM
holy crap frenchie... You are one hell of an honest beast xD
this is a gold sentence
" - why I don't know ! but what I do know is I was on top dry humping this girl on the bed - fully clothed, fast paced like a French rabbit being hunted !! did I know what I was doing hell no ! I call it animal instinct."
should be put into someone's sig hahahahah
haha - thanks K
I have got some other juicy stories but that is enough exposure for me :)
I'm trying to think of something to confess too but I haven't got anything exciting lol unlike Frenchie
:P
Come on Cam - lets hear it !
One girl in particular, a few yrs older than me ( I believe this is where I deleveloped my appetite for older women lol ) sharing a bedroom - why I don't know ! but what I do know is I was on top dry humping this girl on the bed - fully clothed, fast paced like a French rabbit being hunted !! did I know what I was doing hell no ! I call it animal instinct.
French girls >D
http://msp249.photobucket.com/albums/gg203/tbone217/Borat-VeryNice.gif
I know Borats a bit old, but hey does the job.
lol!! Dangerous thread !!
Ok I'll play - I remember when I was 7yrs old ish.
My mama, her husband and I stayed in a little French village for the weekend and I remember there were other people staying on this farm, there was a lake and a Fair that was on that weekend but what marked my memory the most was this -
One girl in particular, a few yrs older than me ( I believe this is where I deleveloped my appetite for older women lol ) sharing a bedroom - why I don't know ! but what I do know is I was on top dry humping this girl on the bed - fully clothed, fast paced like a French rabbit being hunted !! did I know what I was doing hell no ! I call it animal instinct.
Must of been a few minutes before I heard noises - quickly rolled over back on my bed trying to look asleep but somehow my mama saw me ( being awake ) and aked me what was I doing - damn I wish I was more stealthy !
And oh by the way I had to go to their bedroom that night and sleep there !! why !? I must ask her one of these days :)
Dangerous thread indeed Frenchie and dangerous confession.
Remember, lets try and keep this thread clean rather than turning into an X=rated entertainment.
My first joint was when I was 12. I lost my *beep* when I was 12. My first alcohol drink was when I was 12. My first car(Opel Manta 1977) was when I was 12. My first groupie was when I was 12. I was 12, she was 21. Then I turned 21 and she was 45. No regrets thus far.
Remember, lets try and keep this thread clean rather than turning into an X=rated entertainment.
My first joint was when I was 12. I lost my *beep* when I was 12. My first alcohol drink was when I was 12. My first car(Opel Manta 1977) was when I was 12. My first groupie was when I was 12. I was 12, she was 21. Then I turned 21 and she was 45. No regrets thus far.
* high fives Jig *
i have done alot more than work at the office after hours ...
Some juicy facts there Jig!
Justin Fox
16-03-2010, 11:22 PM
Geeeez Jig! "normal sex" must be so boring for you nowadays! :lol:
Justin Fox
16-03-2010, 11:27 PM
OK here are some of mine (starting small yes? Got to warm up to this one!!!).
- I lost my virginity at 17 because it was a rule in our group of mates that you HAD to lose it before you were 18. She was pretty though so no complaints except she cried (her 1st time too), not nice, something I'll never forget. Oh and I put the condom on back to front.
- I was born in Sydney but I faced racism daily as a kid. In fact "Asians Out" was spray painted all over the wall around Anzac Parade Kensington. I always went out with girls with blonde hair and blue eyes. I've never gone out with an Asian girl until Christina. 1st Asian girl and I'm owned, hard. :lol:
OK more confessions the next time I'm drunk and surfing these forums!!!
Uh oh. I smell trouble!
INTERESTING thread
Geeeez Jig! "normal sex" must be so boring for you nowadays! :lol:
wonder what hes into now... ewww
burgs
16-03-2010, 11:47 PM
I once threw up on a police officer after few too many drinks (funnily the drink that finished me off was called a head rush) luckily it was off a balcony and by the time they made up stairs at the club my friends had managed to get me out of there:eek:
I once threw up on a police officer after few too many drinks (funnily the drink that finished me off was called a head rush) luckily it was off a balcony and by the time they made up stairs at the club my friends had managed to get me out of there:eek:
my hat goes off to you! thats an awesome story
chris32
17-03-2010, 05:33 AM
Juicy thread so far :)
Frenchie
17-03-2010, 09:17 AM
Remember, lets try and keep this thread clean rather than turning into an X=rated entertainment.
My first joint was when I was 12. I lost my *beep* when I was 12. My first alcohol drink was when I was 12. My first car(Opel Manta 1977) was when I was 12. My first groupie was when I was 12. I was 12, she was 21. Then I turned 21 and she was 45. No regrets thus far.
Sounds like your lucky number is 12 Jig :)
Peer pressure is a terrible thing Justin >D
kaoticice
17-03-2010, 03:11 PM
Well, here's one of my confession.. not relating to personal life (ie: justin and Jigs :P)
The golf gti i'm currently driving was given to me by my parents. Although, I'm in the process of paying it off voluntarily. I can't deny the fact that people/friends viewed me like a snob.. I always have this guilt feeling imprinted whilst driving the gti. :( ..
VR53KS
17-03-2010, 03:29 PM
Well, here's one of my confession.. not relating to personal life (ie: justin and Jigs :P)
The golf gti i'm currently driving was given to me by my parents. Although, I'm in the process of paying it off voluntarily. I can't deny the fact that people/friends viewed me like a snob.. I always have this guilt feeling imprinted whilst driving the gti. :( ..
Same here except on a much smaller scale, I was supposed to get dad's 2002 Audi A3 1.8 when he bought himself a BMW 1-series (which he now regrets and has ordered a Z4, the 120i will be given to mum), which by all means would make an awesome first car, but I turned it down for the VR6 instead! And now he's paying the price for buying an older car, even though I haven't told him about half the shit that's still broken because I feel guilty about not having an input in it.. Then as you said there's the feeling of being viewed as a snob, my mates all drive Lasers, Charades and Civics, and here I go in a 6-cylinder Golf with leather seats and what not.
On a positive note, I'm 17 years old and (apart from the odd sip here and there) have never had any alcoholic drinks, smoked any cigarettes or the less legal alternative, I try to stay outta trouble and although I did the whole "mess around with a girl at a young age" thing I broke it off with her because she wanted to have sex at 12 years of age and I didn't :) I've been relatively reserved compared to everyone else, not because of religion or whatever but because I don't see the need to get into all of it so young! I'm happy hooning in my Mk3 :D
nath_mk6
17-03-2010, 03:47 PM
I guess it's my turn :)
Hmm well never done anything really crazy I guess, most dangerous thing wouldve been when I was 19 I went to Durbin (SA) for sport afterwards we were rocksliding (using waterfalls as waterslides) in Zululand and i decided to get a drink of fresh water at one point, no shoes on and being the clumsy oaf I am slipped and bounced over a 40+m waterfall over another and ended up in a small pool type area bleeding from my head bit more worried about my hat :) then after some pain killers drove all the way back to Durbin Airport to see off some mates, was a sight i tell you bandage around my head, dried blood down to my stomach and no shir or shoes, probably get arrested these days in a international airport looking like that :)
Nath_mk6 you went to Durban!! thats my home i love that place, whenever i hear that name I immediately have the need to rant on, but i guess ill try to contain my self >D
nath_mk6
17-03-2010, 05:29 PM
Yep, nice place and up north of there is pretty amazing, picture 7 guys in two Fiat Uno's driving around the country for a week or two :) lots of fun to be had
i maxed my gti out a few weeks ago :S
kaoticice
17-03-2010, 07:47 PM
^ 140mph???
I get bored with my cars usually around the 10 month mark and can them (although I never say that:p). 3 weeks in with the 32, going strong.. hahaha
burgs
17-03-2010, 09:28 PM
X2 ive had a tendencey to turn cars over too regularly, great way to loose alot of money :(
Tensixty6
17-03-2010, 10:12 PM
Three years is usually it for me. The GTI will be four in June. Most probably I'll think about replacing it in early 2011.
JohnnyG
17-03-2010, 10:20 PM
I had a crush on a girl in year 7 and also my PE teacher :P
Suga shit Suga - Was the PE teacher female as well? fess up
JohnnyG
17-03-2010, 10:24 PM
Forgive father for I have sinned, I told a lie twice, for that say three hail marys
I had the hots for my school teacher in primary school, problem was she was a Nun
I had sex with my secretary a long time ago (guess that makes her my sexatery)
Justin you just created this thread so I'd confess didn't you
Nah, he was a male. I haven't had a girl crush since then but I have pashed a few girls, just for fun of course!
well this is a dangerous thread for me...
few years ago me and my mates got heavily blind and was tradition basically for all of us to bring home the trash too my unit, wake up and tell war stories and laugh at basically everything...
I woke up needing water bad, my mouth was like i had had some sort of huggy nappy in my mouth that sucked up every drop of moisture and a head ache like someone had shaken a snow globe... i am a cold water man and nothing in the fridge so grab car keys and down two blocks to the servo... well typically sunday morning with families at maccas having breakfast and filing up the cars for the sunday outing... i wander out of the car, walk inside with few people giving odd looks... grab biggest water in the fridge, smile to young girl next to me in the other fridge door open and make a bee line for the counter.... stand in line and finally after the heat sweats from to much liquid courage the night before, lady asks "are you alirght son"... i answer "just a massive night" and she says with a smile... "clearly, thats $4.20"?
i reach down too pay... im in my calvin Kleins with what could be argued as almost half opened pocket knife... AWESOME.... this was actually witness too by some friends and thought it was a dare LOL...
another - having your drink spiked by your mates with half a tablet of Cialis will make you go home and punish yourself like it owes you money just to make it go away for 5 minutes....
another x 2 - i have been out, placed in a cab by some friends which was 5 minutes from my place... woke up with a 4ft teddy in my bed with me and sand throughout the house???? still dont know what happen????
i could go on as i feel i have too many special stories that seem to happen only to me.... ill hold out and come back with more.....
Jethro41
18-03-2010, 07:27 AM
Three years is usually it for me. The GTI will be four in June. Most probably I'll think about replacing it in early 2011.
Yep same for me...usually.... But with Gretel I've come over all strange.
I can't and WON'T get rid of her.... first car I've ever truly loved.
And I know this affair is going to cost me money, but I don't care.
There you have it, my confession...I fell in love with a car!!..... but youseall already knew that, so leave me alone! :D
Pharkus
18-03-2010, 09:57 AM
Nah, he was a male. I haven't had a girl crush since then but I have pashed a few girls, just for fun of course!
This thread is defnitely dangerous! Having a heart attack...
1. I didn't really want to buy the GTI. S15 or R34 GTT were my preferences but finding local ones in decent condition was a pain
2. I was going to join JDMST if I did buy a Nissan
3. I'm a paid member of SAU Victoria without having a Skyline :D
4. I play WoW
5. I should be in class now
nath_mk6
18-03-2010, 12:35 PM
4. I play WoW
We forgive you ;)
Pharkus
18-03-2010, 12:43 PM
4. I play WoW
Name/Server/Class/Spec/Progress
Magsin/Jubei'Thos/Priest/Shadow/ICC10 (11/12)/ICC25 (10/12)
LK10 should be down tonight...guild lost a lot of members recently due to RL so we are no longer doing 25's =(
I'm a NERD
nath_mk6
18-03-2010, 12:50 PM
Hey I'm a nerd but I'll be damned if I understand any of what you just wrote. Lol
I'll stock to mw2 and ac2 fo the moment :)
defaultx
18-03-2010, 12:57 PM
I'm a NERD
Not necessarily a bad thing! I played WoW for about 2 months before quitting. I can see how it takes over people's lives tho! One of the guys I work with has 5 accounts and monitors so he can play all 5 at once - now that is proper nerdy hahaha!
I'll stock to mw2 and ac2 fo the moment :)
I've finished both - both great games! The online multiplayer for mw2 is great ay! I got the expansion for AC2 but it didn't work for me...I think because my copy of the game is from Hong Kong and not Aus :(
nath_mk6
18-03-2010, 01:06 PM
Play mw2 online a bit too lots of fun :) ac2 isn't stable for me have to run it on 2 cores only otherwise it locks up :( so not fully through it just yet :)
defaultx
18-03-2010, 01:14 PM
ah ok, I've got em on PS3
Name/Server/Class/Spec/Progress
I'll post in your WoW thread :)
I'm a NERD
Nothing wrong with that :P I have a computer science degree but I didn't have the passion for it.
Another confession:
6. I haven't stuck a VWGolf.net.au sticker on my car yet because I'm afraid of giving the forum a bad rep when I drive like a tool.
nath_mk6
18-03-2010, 01:20 PM
Okay I have a confession, we had to remove the lovely white sticker suga sent me to put the tint on :(
You can have my white ones, Nath
nath_mk6
18-03-2010, 01:25 PM
O sweet :)
scotty1991
18-03-2010, 02:00 PM
I confess im on my 3rd set of tyres and second set of brake pads, my cars only done 36,000 km
Tensixty6
18-03-2010, 02:10 PM
Crikey, I've got 54,000 up and I'm still on the original pads + second set of tyres. But then, I drive like an old woman. No offence SUGA, cos you're not old.
nath_mk6
18-03-2010, 02:17 PM
Hahahahaha, maybe then 'drive like a pensioner?'
Tensixty6
18-03-2010, 02:23 PM
So you're saying SUGA drives like a pensioner.
Ban him, ban him.
nath_mk6
18-03-2010, 02:32 PM
Haha yep that's what I was saying ;)
defaultx
18-03-2010, 02:33 PM
hahaha sounds like this needs to be settled on the track
Mister_duck
20-03-2010, 11:54 PM
I confess im on my 3rd set of tyres and second set of brake pads, my cars only done 36,000 km
wow scott, im technically on my 2nd set of tyres and im on my 2nd set of pads and i've done 116k.
VR53KS
21-03-2010, 12:10 AM
I have done something bad tonight.. I tell myself I'm a peaceful and normal driver with the occasional squirt of VR6 roar in the mix, and tonight I chopped an AE92 SX Seca Corolla by three car lengths, even though he launched it off the line hard and flatshifted all the way - neither of which I can bring myself to try on the VR because I'm scared 'I'll hurt her' :lol:
This thread is really funny... Kudos to everyone for not turning it tasteless. Justin and Suga, by the sounds of it you guys are a perfect match.
I confess......I haven't driven the GTI for 3 days now.
And I am MISSING it...lol
The weather has been crappy, roadworks etc so I've been driving my brothers SR2 Laser.
I miss my GTI. Can't wait until the weather clears up and I can take it out for a spin.
The upside is its tucked away nice and cosy in the garage and its nice and clean
:p
When I was 17 I crashed my car after drama rehearsals. I told my parents a cat came out, and i swerved and hit a pole. I was really racing my friend in his Nimbus. Luckily, it was just a broken head light.
I got a lot of detentions, including a few saturdays in school. I was bullied a LOT, and just reacted badly to it all, and then, schools being the fair institutions they are, I got punished, whilst everyone else went scot free, despite my life being hell. I kneed a guy in the chest once for what he was saying to me, and almost punctered his lung - this was in year 8. In year 7 i broke a guys arm, as he attacked me for no reason, so grabbed his arm and threw him onto the floor. We later became good friends. In year 12, the headmaster congratulated my parents and said I was an asset to the school - became vice house captain etc.
I once got into a fight at school, where this massive dude pushed me off my chair as he walked into class. I got up, pushed his desk out of the way, grabbed his collar, he punched me in the face, which i blocked, I then punched him in the face but stopped 5mm short, and said "Don't". Man it felt good. Desite all this, I consistently got A's and B's. My best grade was a B4 - very good work, but putting in no effor :)
Me and my GF have been together 3 years, and haven't had sex
Frenchie
31-03-2010, 04:18 PM
hahah you're a good man Saad !
Capercat
31-03-2010, 05:44 PM
I didn't study for my HSC.
mshl1979
31-03-2010, 06:44 PM
I didn't study for my HSC.
Neither did I....
My parents sent me to tutoring in Campsie during high school... but I never went... spent on my time at the timezone...
IT was the NYE 2000. I was at Stanwell beach with a bunch of friends and my then ex-girlfriend. We had a campfire on the beach and there where alot of hot girls in the group drunk, potted up. All I can I think off was "wish my girlfriend" wasn't there.
mikinoz
31-03-2010, 08:37 PM
I had better be careful in here, as my family frequent this joint... ;)
Paolo
31-03-2010, 08:49 PM
First time in melbourne last year, i got so smashed on the last night i had 8 ABC shots (3 worst shots mixed together) plus many WP shots, blacked out and all i remember is waking up on the plane once we hit Sydney. Friends told me i was stumbling everywhere, i went to the toilets and shouted out "melbourne sucks! sydneys better!", got given the 3 strike rule but that wasnt enough and i got kicked out, friends had to hide me behind post office boxes when police were around, fell hard many times, bruised and thought if i ever got into a fight at that state, it was a 20minute walk to the club we went to but took us over 2 hours because my friends had to take turns carrying me and it didnt help that i was raging it at all of them and some other things that only my friends and i will ever know... WORST HANG OVER EVER!
My sister busted me and my gf at the time under the sheets and walked up to me, gave me a KFC coupon and told me to buy dinner. most awkward moment in my life!
Also i know its not condoned but i have raced a few cars on the streets: new wrx, new sti, evo8mr, j-spec s15 with 190atw, etc.
MasterKevin
31-03-2010, 08:53 PM
Warning 18+ Only:
I banged a really fat chick once... LOL
Ps: on the upside she gave good head LOL !
nath_mk6
31-03-2010, 09:40 PM
Well there goes the good clean nature of the thread Kevin!!
Okay so in line with Paolo's confession.
When I got my first leave pass from Army recruits course I went into Wagga and spent every penny I had earned in the proceeding 4 weeks in one night of drinking ($2300). I and a mate had every shot on one bars listing (around 20) and then headed on to the next pub. Woke up the next morning with a shocking hangover not knowing what the hell I had done the night before at all!!!
schoona
31-03-2010, 09:41 PM
as you do. lol
burgs
31-03-2010, 09:48 PM
Well there goes the good clean nature of the thread Kevin!!
Okay so in line with Paolo's confession.
When I got my first leave pass from Army recruits course I went into Wagga and spent every penny I had earned in the proceeding 4 weeks in one night of drinking ($2300). I and a mate had every shot on one bars listing (around 20) and then headed on to the next pub. Woke up the next morning with a shocking hangover not knowing what the hell I had done the night before at all!!!
Sizable night lol
This thread is gold! Loving it!
nath_mk6
31-03-2010, 11:26 PM
Yeah was a big night, but not the biggest.
Got so drunk in Darwin once that as I was buying rounds of Green Chartruice (spelling) and a beer for myself I'd down my two shots and then start drinking my beer. Not too much of an issue, except that we'd been drinking for 4 hours at that point and I could no longer grip so after my sip of beer id drop it and end up with wet feet (thongs of course) and back to the bar for another round I'd go. After 3 or 4 of these rounds I decided, yes the bar didnt mind that I could barely speak, that I'd had enough and took a cab home. The driver kindly took me through maccas drive-in and I woke up the next morning with a half eaten cheese burger next to my head, mmmm b'fast.
Funny thing was a mate across the hall woke up shortly there after screaming, turned out he'd fallen asleep with a mars bar in his mouth and the ants had invaded. he had mars bar and ants all over his face, in his hair, ears and nose. Funny as hell.
Many more drinking stories.......
Pharkus
31-03-2010, 11:52 PM
My wife used to go up to Sydney all the time for work over 2 weeks, so free accomodation over the weekend if I paid for my return flight. One time I took Friday off, and as my wife was interstate and no work next day, played WOW right the way through without sleeping. Hopped on 6am flight to Sydney, slept for maybe 1 hour. Felt refreshed so got the only hotel key off my wife before she headed off to work for the Friday. I then spent the rest of the day till 4pm shopping. Absolutely knackered from all the walking, back at hotel, set mobile phone alarm to 5pm and alarm clock to loudest setting to wake myself up before the wife got back from work. Dead to the world. Wife panicked, no response from my mobile or hotel phone. Had to get the concierge to come up and unlock the door to check if I was still alive. Next thing I know I am copping an absolute slapping from her to wake me up.
Morale of this story. To violence against men, Australia says no. And I'm still a nerd.
Rev 555
01-04-2010, 12:04 AM
I owned a Holden Barina.
I didn't study for my HSC.
Neither
I used to go the national library to study, but it was really to try and pick up this girl i liked at the time. Still managed to do pretty decent, looking back now, if I had done something, would have gotten very very high marks
Paul_OH
01-04-2010, 02:08 AM
About 4 years ago I arrived on a late flight into Auckland and by the time I got settled in at the hotel it was about 2am. Went out to the balcony (if you could call it that as I could only face inwards or outwards and couldn't turn) to smoke and closed the door behind me - click - the sliding door locked when I closed it. Locked out on the balcony, 14 floors high, 2am only wearing boxer shorts and it was July - talk about cold........ and screwed!
After a bit of panic, trying the door (don't forget I can't even turn around as it was narrower than my hips) I shimmied along the balcony and was able to reach the neighbours window and was hoping like hell the room was occupied. After a continuous 2-3min of banging with the back of my fist on a double glazed window, a light switched on and a 50ish year old woman peered from behind the curtain and saw me standing outside her window in my underwear. After another 15min or so someone from the hotel, accompanied by 2 police officers came into my room and sorted it all out.
The temp was about -2 degrees and I had visions of turning into an icecube out there and had absolutely no idea what to do if the room next door was vacant. The worst thing was if I twisted my head at the right angle I could see my mobile phone sitting on the shelf next to the door..... less than 1m away but on the other side of the "Berlin Door" as it's now known as.
holy crap Paul! that story is even funnier than your Torana VS library story
silverbullet
01-04-2010, 04:42 AM
in got molested in my scrubs by a group of teenage girls on a public bus from LA county hospital to Beverly Centre LA back in 2000. I was asleep in the back seat wearing my scrubs and big black jacket after a long 24 hour shift the night before. I felt someone rubbing the inner part of my thigh and i got a woody. i opened my eyes and these girls were giggling next to me. was soooo embarassed.
chris32
01-04-2010, 05:19 AM
When I traded in my last car the dealer told me that its log books were worthless, even though it had all its services, stamped etc. So on the day, after they inspected my car I removed them. Didn't hear from them for a few weeks then suddenly I received a call from them asking me if I knew where the log books were, because they had someone interested in the car and need them, I told them "sorry I haven't seen the worthless books".
Frenchie
01-04-2010, 10:45 AM
haha Silverbullet you big stud !
Lol there are some bloody funnies in here!
:)
Chris, that sounds typical of an ignorant car salesman lol.
random
13-04-2010, 12:40 AM
i have so many confessions it is not funny... i'm pretty sure i'm going to hell...
Ok... when i was 14 i used to steal my brothers car and take it for a spin at 4am in the morning... and one time i hit a big pot hole and the hub cap fell off... i tried really hard to put it back on but didn't know how... so i just drove home... my brother got really angry the next day about someone stole his hub cap... i have still never told him...
another one... when i finished high school i went on a gap year to the uk as a sports coach/PE teacher at an all girls school... i did a few things i wasn't so proud of... eventually got my contract terminated early (2 weeks) and slept on the street because i had no money left and didn't want to tell parentals why i went home early. Ps. i didn't rape anyone lol
another one... in that same year because of my big mouth, i got a teacher fired from her job, and her teaching license removed...
R32Perth
13-04-2010, 12:50 AM
den525, your last two confessions have a lot of sexual inuendo....
scotty1991
12-05-2010, 11:58 PM
i have so many confessions it is not funny... i'm pretty sure i'm going to hell...
Ok... when i was 14 i used to steal my brothers car and take it for a spin at 4am in the morning... and one time i hit a big pot hole and the hub cap fell off... i tried really hard to put it back on but didn't know how... so i just drove home... my brother got really angry the next day about someone stole his hub cap... i have still never told him...
another one... when i finished high school i went on a gap year to the uk as a sports coach/PE teacher at an all girls school... i did a few things i wasn't so proud of... eventually got my contract terminated early (2 weeks) and slept on the street because i had no money left and didn't want to tell parentals why i went home early. Ps. i didn't rape anyone lol
another one... in that same year because of my big mouth, i got a teacher fired from her job, and her teaching license removed...
the first 2 are great
GBJ-R32
13-05-2010, 02:48 AM
Confession
The r32 was a present from my parents for turning 21 and getting into uni.(even though i had my eyes glued on a honda EM1)
I've paid back in the last 5 months of owning the car about half of the money so far but they do not know it yet.
I've done a few fat chicks while at school and i must say Greatest head ever.
when i was 15 i lost my *intsert word*
i gamble ( even thought i say i dont)
i had a relationship with a teacher during year 12
Frenchie
01-06-2010, 11:15 PM
Bump to hear confessions
VR53KS
02-06-2010, 01:53 PM
i had a relationship with a teacher during year 12
DO want - there's this older (mid-40s, I think) teacher at school who still acts, speaks and dresses like she just turned 21. Mind you, she pulls it off extremely well and as such, all the boys in the school are very nice to her :)
She used to drive a Mk3 cabriolet, and surprisingly for the both of us, my VR6 key managed to unlock and start her car! She freaked out and got rid of it, replacing it with a Mazda 3. Hilaaaarious :D
elisiX
02-06-2010, 02:45 PM
My story isnt going to be as funny as the others but it's quite significant for me as far as confessions go. :)
When I was younger (16-17), I used to steal small amounts of money from my old man. It was about 4-5k in total over the period of a year or so. He used to keep small stashes of cash in the house and I knew where. I didn't spend the money on anything important - just random shit. Anyway, over the years my father stopped working to look after my ill mother and as such, his income was drastically reduced. He would always go without for my sister and I and even managed to send us to private schools. When I got to about 20/21, my father needed a new car. Car's have never been very important to him so he was never going to go out and buy a new car - nor could he have justified doing so. I'd been working pretty hard since I was 18 and paid off my 2yo Lancer in full (~$20k). I basically handed him the keys and gave him the car (it was only worth about $10-12k at that point). I sat him down and explained what I'd done when I was younger (which he subsequently mentioned that he knew about - but had never ever mentioned to me). It was a pretty crazy moment that I will never forget - especially being only 21 at the time. We laughed it off and he appreciated the gesture. While he doesn't have the car anymore (eventually gave it to my sister who wrote it off! lol), it sticks in my mind as a point in time that I really woke up to myself and grew up.
random
02-06-2010, 03:18 PM
very nice confession elisiX
I did something similar when i was younger as well...
A bit of back story... my family is not loaded, but have enough money to send 2 kids to private boarding school... my dad used to give me $5 a week for pocket money... this was like when i was in year 10-12!!!... which i thought was not enough... i used to get tutoring for some science subjects i don't even remember and some Maths subjects, while i was in year 9-10... as i went into year 11-12, i told my parents that the work load was getting harder and harder, so i asked for 2 hours sessions on 2 subjects of tutorial, which was something like $40 an hour or something.
Now the confession... i didn't find it that hard... I told my tutor i won't be needing his services anymore... and pocketed the $200 a week for about 20 months...
swalee
05-07-2011, 07:18 PM
Me and my GF have been together 3 years, and haven't had sex
Thats not so bad, Im married and I havent had sex for same amount of time..........:lol:
Justin Fox
05-07-2011, 08:08 PM
:eek: :lol:
swalee
05-07-2011, 08:23 PM
Sorry to break it to ya...once the kids come along, everything changes.:icon_neutral:
Sorry to break it to ya...once the kids come along, everything changes.:icon_neutral:
Once they move scatter cushions in, everything changes.
Brick
06-07-2011, 04:27 AM
Owned the R for 6 months, and 4 speeding fines. At my age and after 21+ years of marriage you got to enjoy any moment you can get.
Owned the R for 6 months, and 4 speeding fines. At my age and after 21+ years of marriage you got to enjoy any moment you can get.
Cheaper to do a few track days hehe
:p
markwid
06-07-2011, 09:17 AM
Owned the R for 6 months, and 4 speeding fines. At my age and after 21+ years of marriage you got to enjoy any moment you can get.
Daymn!
The pain from the fines pass quickly but the stink from the demerit points hang around for 3 years.
GregoInc
06-07-2011, 09:43 AM
So many confessions... so little space to type.
When I was 14 my mates and I used to take it in turns in taking our parents cars for joy rides at 2am... this one night 3 of us were in a mates mothers car and proceeded to fill up the back seat with newspaper bundles we'd steal off the street (they used to leave them for the paper boys). Anyway, we're driving down this street at high speed while my mate Larry is in the back seat throwing newspapers out the window... the street looked amazing covered in newspaper.
Anyway, I'm driving and my mate Mark (it was his mothers car) yells "cops" grabs the steering wheel and hangs a hard right into a side street. After I'd stopped yelling at Mark for grabing the wheel I could hear the rush of air and exhaust sound of the car... I looked over my shoulder and saw the back left hand door wide open and no Larry!! Looked in the rearvision mirror and saw what looked like a body lying in the middle of the road!!
I turned to Mark and in a fit of panic I said "you f***ing moron you've killed Larry"... at which point we stopped the car and ran back to where Larry was lying in the middle of the road. As we got closer, Larry sits up, looks at me and Mark and says "you d***heads look what you've done to my new shoes, my mum is going to kill me"... we all wet ourselves laughing.
fuzion
06-07-2011, 09:13 PM
bwahhaa thats a crack up of a story..
tippah
07-07-2011, 08:29 AM
Yeah was a big night, but not the biggest.
Got so drunk in Darwin once that as I was buying rounds of Green Chartruice (spelling) and a beer for myself I'd down my two shots and then start drinking my beer. Not too much of an issue, except that we'd been drinking for 4 hours at that point and I could no longer grip so after my sip of beer id drop it and end up with wet feet (thongs of course) and back to the bar for another round I'd go. After 3 or 4 of these rounds I decided, yes the bar didnt mind that I could barely speak, that I'd had enough and took a cab home. The driver kindly took me through maccas drive-in and I woke up the next morning with a half eaten cheese burger next to my head, mmmm b'fast.
Funny thing was a mate across the hall woke up shortly there after screaming, turned out he'd fallen asleep with a mars bar in his mouth and the ants had invaded. he had mars bar and ants all over his face, in his hair, ears and nose. Funny as hell.
Many more drinking stories.......
Classic Defence drinking stories........I have many of these myself and they don't seem to be stoping!!
zbeasty
07-07-2011, 09:37 PM
I got beaten by a BMW today.....I had him for corner speed but he'd pull slightly once we straightened up. Stayed together for quite a while but eventually we caught up to some traffic at a set of lights and he just went through the middle of them whilst I had to sit in my lane and wait. Don't you just hate motorcyclists in traffic....lucky bastards.
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